SIPPIN, SHOPPIN, WHATCHA WATCHIN?

HI.

IT'S ME, JILL.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN DRINK ROSE IN CIDER FORM?

YEAH, PROBABLY.

BUT MY BODEGA JUST STARTED CARRYING WOLFFER CIDER

WOLFFER IS A WINERY IN THE HAMPS ON LONGISLAND.

WHILE THE ROSE IS V NICE, THE CIDER IS KINDA BETTER. BUT DAMN GURL, THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE...

DO NOT TRY THE GIN.

IT'S FUCKING GROSS

ALSO PLZ SPARE ME THE "JILL, IT'S LIKE DECEMBER... YOU CAN'T DRINK ROSE NOW"

FUCK YOU.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

9/10...NO 7/10 CUZ IT'S TOO DAMN MUCH MONEY

"BUT HAVE YOU DRANK THEM ON WEED???" 

YAH, OBVI